is in the cave planning his message to the Americans, when none other than Stewie shows up to kick some serious butt. His famous family guy quote for the week is “and don’t ever let me catch you guys in Quahog” (or however you spell that. Sorry that I couldnt get you guys any wav, but this short family guy’s movie should suffice more now (I hope). By the way, does anyone know how do get their hands on some family guy scripts? Maybe even some fox merchandise, wallpapers, and episode guide, or even a soundboard. If you do, leave a message below to point the direction. Anyways, used to like the Simpsons, but I think that any one of episodes from a Family guy DVD totally kicks any Simpson’s cartoon I every saw…………… and its way better than futurama of course. In case you don’t know some of the characters from Family Guy’s are: Meg, Lois, Brian, Stewie, Quagmire, Chris, and Peter the fat star of the show’s icon middle-man. So go get your avatars, references, and season 1 & 4 clips guys, because the show is on! (Rock Lobster!)

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All I have to say is WOW! If girls in Brazil all have butts like that, then I’m buying the first ticket I can on Air Culo!. Makes me want to get my rear-end down to Carnevale (carneval or however you spell it)……………..

Now please tell that that is surgically-enhanced, i.e. a Brazilian butt-lift. If not, then I feel woefully distraught for all those flat as can be American girls there.

I don’t know about you, but when it comes to body preferences, I prefer my girls with big honkin’ buns, juicy thick thighs, and tiny little boobulas! Like I mentioned earlier, if this really is plastic surgery then I want to know where and how, and which doctor to send my girlfriend to. I hear that in Brazil the surgeons are known for there prowess with the blade when it comes to butt jobs.

I guess it comes from the fact that in Brazil, men WANT nice behinds on their women. In fact, it is the number one female body trait that is desired. I can’t really argue with that. I love me some nice brazilian butt……………….. even if it is surgically-altered.

Oh, and by the way, the celebrity Brasilian female in the tube (Provo Do Tubo) is Dani Sperle. My my she has a breath-taking backside!

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These beautiful Russian beauties are ex-gymnasts that now show their talent off for the DVD buying crowd. One of the girls can bend so far back that she could literally lick the back of her kneecap!

Imagine all the kinky fun that can be had with these Eastern European beauties. I’d bend them up like a pretzel, and other stuff I probably shouldn’t talk about. Enjoy these exquisite beauties bending and contorting, and kissing their own butts.

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About half way through this video, I couldn’t figure out whether this hot Arab girl was a Belly Dancer or a Booty Dancer???? I have to admit that she does have a few awesome belly dancing moves, but she seems to do more butt-shaking then belly-shaking.

Nevertheless, she is one sight for sore eyes (even if she is plastic). I find it amazing how she can do all that vigorous shaking and still keep her bosom from bouncing. I guess it’s all in the hips. A bit more info: the dancer is supposedly from Lebanon, and she is supposed to be a pretty big deal in the Middle East.

Anyone heard of her or know her name?

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